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#SUICIDEPRIDE
PREPARATION
Step 1. Pick your poison
No suicide is without a suicide method. Overdose, hanging, jumping and razors get the most attention, but the jumping meta has recently made a comeback. Locate a bridge near you that has at least 130ft of clearance between the bridge and the water.
Step 2. Foreshadowing
Tell your friends about how terrible everything has been recently. Tweet about it, blogpost, share that shit everywhere. You can even make shit up, such as;
>My gay Congolese Roblox boyfriend left me
>My dad got fired and he said it was because they found out about my JKLFarms account
>My parents won't let me take HRT
>The mental institution I went to didn't have anything to hang myself from
This should be done around two weeks beforehand.
Step 3. Sudden disappearance
Log off for a day or two. If you're a complete nobody, please skip this step. If at least a sizeable portion of people know who you are, disappear completely for a few days.
WRITING YOUR NOTE
Step 1. Avoid accountability (Skip if you're "clean")
If you've done any stupid shit that people know you for, address it and blame everyone except for you and make them feel guilty for it. This is meant to be your opening. For example;
>The gay porn on my laptop was a contributing factor to what is about to happen to me. I'm not gay. @tank made me download it. He pressured me. Tank, I hope you feel good about yourself when I'm gone.
If you have no friends, blame KiwiFarms or some other vaguely right-wing website or organization.
>KiwiFarms harassed me and doxxed me by sharing my private mommy diaperfur ASMR videos that I made on OnlyFans.
Step 2. Cry
Complain about literally every minor inconvenience that has happened to you within the past year. Could range from "I dropped my pen" to "I was gangraped by a bunch of obese pinoy men and they got me pregnant".
If you don't have anything to complain about, cry about mental health or some shit I don't know lol
Step 3. End your note
End it with a "Thank you" or a "Don't cry when I'm gone". Make people sad when they read it. Remember, this will be the last thing people will ever hear from you, so make that shit hit HARD.
ACTION
Send your note everywhere. Add a nice picture at the end to make them feel sad. Make sure not to delete your note once it's sent. Email, DM, post publicly, literally anything. This step should take no longer than 5 minutes.
ABANDONMENT
Log out of or delete ALL social medias you may have connections to. Twitter, Reddit, Discord, Instagram, anything of the sort. Wipe anything you can. Clear your cookies and find a new alias to use on the internet. Make sure to be nearly completely anonymous on your new online identity. Use a brand new name, and make sure to leave the community you were once affiliated with. You should have absolutely ZERO connections. No friends, no buddies, no DMS, nothing.
WATCHING FROM THE SIDELINES
Desperate for attention from your realistically-faked suicide? Look up your old name on Google to see if people are talking about you. If not, you can build up your new identity and repeat these steps, learning from what you might've missed prior. Chances are, at least a couple gullible retards will actually believe you died and that alone will satiate your need for attention on the internet.
Step 1. Pick your poison
No suicide is without a suicide method. Overdose, hanging, jumping and razors get the most attention, but the jumping meta has recently made a comeback. Locate a bridge near you that has at least 130ft of clearance between the bridge and the water.
Step 2. Foreshadowing
Tell your friends about how terrible everything has been recently. Tweet about it, blogpost, share that shit everywhere. You can even make shit up, such as;
>My gay Congolese Roblox boyfriend left me
>My dad got fired and he said it was because they found out about my JKLFarms account
>My parents won't let me take HRT
>The mental institution I went to didn't have anything to hang myself from
This should be done around two weeks beforehand.
Step 3. Sudden disappearance
Log off for a day or two. If you're a complete nobody, please skip this step. If at least a sizeable portion of people know who you are, disappear completely for a few days.
WRITING YOUR NOTE
Step 1. Avoid accountability (Skip if you're "clean")
If you've done any stupid shit that people know you for, address it and blame everyone except for you and make them feel guilty for it. This is meant to be your opening. For example;
>The gay porn on my laptop was a contributing factor to what is about to happen to me. I'm not gay. @tank made me download it. He pressured me. Tank, I hope you feel good about yourself when I'm gone.
If you have no friends, blame KiwiFarms or some other vaguely right-wing website or organization.
>KiwiFarms harassed me and doxxed me by sharing my private mommy diaperfur ASMR videos that I made on OnlyFans.
Step 2. Cry
Complain about literally every minor inconvenience that has happened to you within the past year. Could range from "I dropped my pen" to "I was gangraped by a bunch of obese pinoy men and they got me pregnant".
If you don't have anything to complain about, cry about mental health or some shit I don't know lol
Step 3. End your note
End it with a "Thank you" or a "Don't cry when I'm gone". Make people sad when they read it. Remember, this will be the last thing people will ever hear from you, so make that shit hit HARD.
ACTION
Send your note everywhere. Add a nice picture at the end to make them feel sad. Make sure not to delete your note once it's sent. Email, DM, post publicly, literally anything. This step should take no longer than 5 minutes.
ABANDONMENT
Log out of or delete ALL social medias you may have connections to. Twitter, Reddit, Discord, Instagram, anything of the sort. Wipe anything you can. Clear your cookies and find a new alias to use on the internet. Make sure to be nearly completely anonymous on your new online identity. Use a brand new name, and make sure to leave the community you were once affiliated with. You should have absolutely ZERO connections. No friends, no buddies, no DMS, nothing.
WATCHING FROM THE SIDELINES
Desperate for attention from your realistically-faked suicide? Look up your old name on Google to see if people are talking about you. If not, you can build up your new identity and repeat these steps, learning from what you might've missed prior. Chances are, at least a couple gullible retards will actually believe you died and that alone will satiate your need for attention on the internet.
