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Razorborea is a mythical land, a portmanteau of Razorblade and Hyperborea, it is assumed to be a mythical land in which you can enter through a portal or by killing yourself. The last portal to Razorborea closed on May 2, 2025 at the St. John's Bridge when X user @burntfishie entered the portal after jumping off of a bridge and gaining notoriety across the internet.
1. RAZOR BLADE METHOD
One of the most iconic methods OF ALL TIME.
Go into a bathtub, grab a razorblade and go all the way down your arms. Sit there and wait, preferably sleeping in the bathtub. Overall very boring and takes a bit, but snag a couple quick pictures to show all your friends.
2. BOMB VEST METHOD
Synthesize a couple explosives from your garage. Won't be saying what to use or how to make it, but pour the product into a series of pouches, attaching them to a belt or vest. Use a series of potassium fuse to wire everything together. Walk into a public venue with a bunch of people and light the fuse.
Some cultures may use this method more than others.
3. SHOOTING METHOD
THIS METHOD IS MOSTLY MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES.
Save a couple thousand dollars, ranging from 300 dollars on the cheap end to 5000 dollars on the expensive end. Buy a gun and some ammunition. If you feel like it, livestream it with a shitty go-pro and airsoft helmet. Go to a public area and start random killing. As soon as you hear sirens, point the gun to around where your brain is and pull the trigger.
4. BRIDGE METHOD
Very, VERY easy method if you live near a river or near the ocean. Go on Google Maps, look up "Bridge". Look for the clearance on Wikipedia. Should be above 150ft. Drive, walk, take a bus, whatever. Just get to the pedestrian area of the bridge. Latch onto the fence and jump off. If there are suicide barriers (the weird curvy fences that go inwards), take rock climbing lessons for a couple months or alternatively find another bridge.
5. OVERDOSE METHOD [NEARLY GUARANTEED]
Go into Granny's medicine cabinet, find everything you can. Grab everything and begin to aggressively down every pill you can, washing it down with water or alcohol. You will start to see very funny shapes and weird colorful distortions. This is actually LegoJKL dragging you to Razorborea. Be patient and wait for LegoJKL to finally bring you to Razorborea
WHAT'S IN RAZORBOREA?
Scientists have deduced that Razorborea is the edgiest, darkest and most twisted place the universe has to offer. It offers premium state-of-the-art razor blades and benadryl, as well as 24/7 access to X, the Everything App. Not much else is known about Razorborea.
1. RAZOR BLADE METHOD
One of the most iconic methods OF ALL TIME.
Go into a bathtub, grab a razorblade and go all the way down your arms. Sit there and wait, preferably sleeping in the bathtub. Overall very boring and takes a bit, but snag a couple quick pictures to show all your friends.
2. BOMB VEST METHOD
Synthesize a couple explosives from your garage. Won't be saying what to use or how to make it, but pour the product into a series of pouches, attaching them to a belt or vest. Use a series of potassium fuse to wire everything together. Walk into a public venue with a bunch of people and light the fuse.
Some cultures may use this method more than others.
3. SHOOTING METHOD
THIS METHOD IS MOSTLY MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES.
Save a couple thousand dollars, ranging from 300 dollars on the cheap end to 5000 dollars on the expensive end. Buy a gun and some ammunition. If you feel like it, livestream it with a shitty go-pro and airsoft helmet. Go to a public area and start random killing. As soon as you hear sirens, point the gun to around where your brain is and pull the trigger.
4. BRIDGE METHOD
Very, VERY easy method if you live near a river or near the ocean. Go on Google Maps, look up "Bridge". Look for the clearance on Wikipedia. Should be above 150ft. Drive, walk, take a bus, whatever. Just get to the pedestrian area of the bridge. Latch onto the fence and jump off. If there are suicide barriers (the weird curvy fences that go inwards), take rock climbing lessons for a couple months or alternatively find another bridge.
5. OVERDOSE METHOD [NEARLY GUARANTEED]
Go into Granny's medicine cabinet, find everything you can. Grab everything and begin to aggressively down every pill you can, washing it down with water or alcohol. You will start to see very funny shapes and weird colorful distortions. This is actually LegoJKL dragging you to Razorborea. Be patient and wait for LegoJKL to finally bring you to Razorborea
WHAT'S IN RAZORBOREA?
Scientists have deduced that Razorborea is the edgiest, darkest and most twisted place the universe has to offer. It offers premium state-of-the-art razor blades and benadryl, as well as 24/7 access to X, the Everything App. Not much else is known about Razorborea.
